That's It Happened Again!!
That's It Happened Again!!
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I swear this is happening to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Maybe I should change my luck
- This can't be real
- I need a vacation
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before here someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of geese came out under a car. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
Folks won't believe this just occurred. Oh my goodness, I think I'm going to pass out! All of it was just so wild.
- I can't even
- Like, for real
- I need to document this
I gotta go! You won't believethe rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, the concept is just completely over my head. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?